Guys, guys! I should be doing homework, but watch this! Dolphins!
Monday, March 8, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Stupid Twilight Fan is Stupid
Wolfman is totally a rip-off of Twilight!
Did you guys know that?? Stephanie Meyer was the one who invented werewolves, and Jacob Black (played by Taylor Lautner) is the only TRUE werewolf? Wow I did not know that at all.
To whom this may concern:
This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!
There's actually a little bit more to the email at the link; she included screencaps.
Awesome! Good to know.
Did you guys know that?? Stephanie Meyer was the one who invented werewolves, and Jacob Black (played by Taylor Lautner) is the only TRUE werewolf? Wow I did not know that at all.
To whom this may concern:
This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!
There's actually a little bit more to the email at the link; she included screencaps.
Awesome! Good to know.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Happy People Dancing
Something to make your day a little brighter, if you haven't seen it already (I gather it's been around for a while).
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Microsot needs more tequila
I just received a message in my junk folder from "Microsot" saying that my email ID was chosen for something. I deleted it, of course, but I couldn't help envisioning Microsot as a tiny drunkard.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Fuzzy wubsy...wha?
What I thought the song said:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me!
Bubba, Bubba Wubsy!
What the song actually says:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me!
Papa, paparazzi!
I think I like Bubba Wubsy better.
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me!
Bubba, Bubba Wubsy!
What the song actually says:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me!
Papa, paparazzi!
I think I like Bubba Wubsy better.
Friday, February 5, 2010
No Way But Up
Hello, everyone.
This is my mom's book.
By that I mean, she wrote it. She's been working on it for 15 years. It's about my dad's time in the hospital, in the 8 months between his accident and his death. I've read it, of course, in the process of proofreading it. I found it interesting because, even though I lived it, my memories of that time are mostly of playing with Charley in the hospital solarium, and being stuck in the fresh hell of a new junior high school. So this book gave me the chance to see that time through my mom's eyes, and everything she had to deal with at my dad's side.
It's finally published, available, out there! And we are all so very pleased! If you know anyone who enjoys reading books about normal families and life and tragedy, or if (heavens!) you are such a person yourself, please pass the word along!
On a related note, does anyone know anything about how libraries choose their books? If I were to buy a copy of this book and offer it to my local library, do you think they would take it and actually make it available on the shelf? Or would it just go into one of those library exchanges?
This is my mom's book.
By that I mean, she wrote it. She's been working on it for 15 years. It's about my dad's time in the hospital, in the 8 months between his accident and his death. I've read it, of course, in the process of proofreading it. I found it interesting because, even though I lived it, my memories of that time are mostly of playing with Charley in the hospital solarium, and being stuck in the fresh hell of a new junior high school. So this book gave me the chance to see that time through my mom's eyes, and everything she had to deal with at my dad's side.
It's finally published, available, out there! And we are all so very pleased! If you know anyone who enjoys reading books about normal families and life and tragedy, or if (heavens!) you are such a person yourself, please pass the word along!
On a related note, does anyone know anything about how libraries choose their books? If I were to buy a copy of this book and offer it to my local library, do you think they would take it and actually make it available on the shelf? Or would it just go into one of those library exchanges?
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Athair Ar Neamh
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, MP3 Player, or whatever on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
What You Are - Drill
How would you describe yourself?
Graveyard Blues - Wages of Sin
What do you like in a guy/girl?
I Hate Myself for Losing You - Kelly Clarkson
How do you feel today?
A Mhaihrin Dhileas - Celtic Quest (slow, sleepy...this song makes me think of a hot summer day)
What is your life's purpose?
Crazy for You - Madonna (My life's purpose is to go crazy, apparently. Short trip!)
What is your motto?
Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira (Not really a motto; maybe more like a goal...?)
What do your friends think of you?
Glad Tidings - Van Morrison
What do you think of your parents?
You Are - LeAnn Rimes (No, YOU are...your mom...no, YOUR mom....)
What do you think about very often?
Completely - Jennifer Day
What is 2 + 2?
Sur le Fil - Yann Tiersen
What do you think of your best friend?
Comptine d'un Autre Ete: L'Apres Midi - Yann Tiersen (I actually gave this one some thought...this means "Nursery Rhyme of another Summer: Afternoon." If I take this question to be asking about my longest-time friend, that's Becky. And we spent many a long summer afternoon playing and running and pretending. And that's one of my favorite memory collections. Love ya, Beck.)
What do you think of the person you like?
Live to Tell - Madonna
What is your life story?
Truth No. 2 - Dixie Chicks
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Wheel of Fortune - Ace of Base (Okay, so now you know my secret. I want to be Vanna White when I grow up.)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Heave Away - Wages of Sin (...Hee.)
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Les Jours Tristes - Yann Tiersen (Okay, this is perhaps a sign I should never get married? This means "The Sad Days.")
What will they play at your funeral?
Big, Blonde, and Beautiful - Queen Latifah, Hairspray soundtrack (YEAH!)
What is your hobby/interest?
Big Time - Big & Rich
What is your biggest fear?
Living in Danger - Ace of Base
What is your biggest secret?
What Happened - Gretchen Wilson
What do you think of your friends?
Voulez-vous Danser - Ace of Base (Seems to me that I had an abundance of Ace of Base songs the last time I did this meme too. I've added quite a bit of music since then...what the heck's going on??)
What will you post this as?
Athair Ar Neamh - Enya (Evidently, Athair Ar Neamh means "Father in Heaven." Enya doesn't care that I'm a godless heathen!)
Tags: meme, music
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
What You Are - Drill
How would you describe yourself?
Graveyard Blues - Wages of Sin
What do you like in a guy/girl?
I Hate Myself for Losing You - Kelly Clarkson
How do you feel today?
A Mhaihrin Dhileas - Celtic Quest (slow, sleepy...this song makes me think of a hot summer day)
What is your life's purpose?
Crazy for You - Madonna (My life's purpose is to go crazy, apparently. Short trip!)
What is your motto?
Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira (Not really a motto; maybe more like a goal...?)
What do your friends think of you?
Glad Tidings - Van Morrison
What do you think of your parents?
You Are - LeAnn Rimes (No, YOU are...your mom...no, YOUR mom....)
What do you think about very often?
Completely - Jennifer Day
What is 2 + 2?
Sur le Fil - Yann Tiersen
What do you think of your best friend?
Comptine d'un Autre Ete: L'Apres Midi - Yann Tiersen (I actually gave this one some thought...this means "Nursery Rhyme of another Summer: Afternoon." If I take this question to be asking about my longest-time friend, that's Becky. And we spent many a long summer afternoon playing and running and pretending. And that's one of my favorite memory collections. Love ya, Beck.)
What do you think of the person you like?
Live to Tell - Madonna
What is your life story?
Truth No. 2 - Dixie Chicks
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Wheel of Fortune - Ace of Base (Okay, so now you know my secret. I want to be Vanna White when I grow up.)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Heave Away - Wages of Sin (...Hee.)
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Les Jours Tristes - Yann Tiersen (Okay, this is perhaps a sign I should never get married? This means "The Sad Days.")
What will they play at your funeral?
Big, Blonde, and Beautiful - Queen Latifah, Hairspray soundtrack (YEAH!)
What is your hobby/interest?
Big Time - Big & Rich
What is your biggest fear?
Living in Danger - Ace of Base
What is your biggest secret?
What Happened - Gretchen Wilson
What do you think of your friends?
Voulez-vous Danser - Ace of Base (Seems to me that I had an abundance of Ace of Base songs the last time I did this meme too. I've added quite a bit of music since then...what the heck's going on??)
What will you post this as?
Athair Ar Neamh - Enya (Evidently, Athair Ar Neamh means "Father in Heaven." Enya doesn't care that I'm a godless heathen!)
Tags: meme, music
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Manwuctus
For my inaugural post here, the origin and proper usage of "manwuctus."
What does Manwuctus mean? The answer is, nothing. It's a nonsense word my cousin uttered on our trip to California. While sitting in the dingy Motel 6 with the space capsule shower, she was idly picking at the thin, garish bedspread when she suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, I see. They're custom ugly." In addition to the "Motel 6" logos all over them, they were covered with a variety of random non sequitur images.
"Dog, fishing pole..." Charley said.
"A horse, yellow person..." Molly added.
"Oh, and a cactus!" I said.
Molly looked puzzled. "Manwuctus?"
"Manwuctus? The hell is that? I said 'a cactus.' "
But then I decided I kind of liked "manwuctus." So it became our trip word, that we used whenever we couldn't think of the right word, or couldn't use the right word in polite company.
It became "I'll kick you in the manwuctus" or "Ew, my shoes are sticking to some kind of manwuctus on the floor!"
One night, those of us in the younger set (myself and Charley, and 4 or 5 of our cousins) were sitting around. It was late, we were tired, and possibly had had some wine.
"Manwuctuses?"
"Manwucti."
"Oh."
"Manwuction."
"Manwuctization."
"Manwuctable."
"...Manwuctile dysfunction!"
I think that's about when we decided it was time to go to bed.
What does Manwuctus mean? The answer is, nothing. It's a nonsense word my cousin uttered on our trip to California. While sitting in the dingy Motel 6 with the space capsule shower, she was idly picking at the thin, garish bedspread when she suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, I see. They're custom ugly." In addition to the "Motel 6" logos all over them, they were covered with a variety of random non sequitur images.
"Dog, fishing pole..." Charley said.
"A horse, yellow person..." Molly added.
"Oh, and a cactus!" I said.
Molly looked puzzled. "Manwuctus?"
"Manwuctus? The hell is that? I said 'a cactus.' "
But then I decided I kind of liked "manwuctus." So it became our trip word, that we used whenever we couldn't think of the right word, or couldn't use the right word in polite company.
It became "I'll kick you in the manwuctus" or "Ew, my shoes are sticking to some kind of manwuctus on the floor!"
One night, those of us in the younger set (myself and Charley, and 4 or 5 of our cousins) were sitting around. It was late, we were tired, and possibly had had some wine.
"Manwuctuses?"
"Manwucti."
"Oh."
"Manwuction."
"Manwuctization."
"Manwuctable."
"...Manwuctile dysfunction!"
I think that's about when we decided it was time to go to bed.
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